Separated At Birth

David Kippen and Nicholas Cage.

Kippie wrote me before the first week of the blogswap asking what I wanted him to write about on my blog. "I don't care," I replied, "Just as long as it's professional." "Don't worry, he said, "You won't get anything humourous out of me!". So, I started putting an intro together and then realized he'd made a mistake. He wasn't on my blog that week or any other. But, like, why should I waste what I'd already done?