Some people favour oily seduction.
OK, I admit. I saw your posting just now for the Product Marketing Manager for Outdoor Adventures and Experiences just now on Craigs List, and I'm salivating. so I can't imagine a better adventure for a career than to market excitement and fun. Let me tell you 3 reasons you should consider me for this position:
If you get a letter covered with spittle that starts off by saying "I am salivating (like a dog) over your job," what it's really saying is "I want to kiss your ass (like a dog) and God only knows what I'm going to do once I'm hired".
I've always been surprised by girls who fall for the most transparent flattery. But some of them like it. And some people like this kind of thing, too.