Hi everyone, I'm Louise Fletcher of Blue Sky Resumes and the Career Hub and I'm your guest host on the Recruiting Animal today. A few weeks ago I asked the Animal to mention my new, FREE e-BOOK on his site. Easy, right? No, wrong. This sluggish oaf said, "Don't worry, Louise, let everyone else publicize it now and I'll bring up the rear. I'll go into action when they're all done."
Well, let me say this about that: stay away from my rear. I don't want you there. When I ask you to mention me, I want it now. But, no, instead I had to ask five times then come here and do it myself. So, readers, let me tell you all about it. No, actually, you'll have to excuse me; I'm too angry. I'll be back tomorrow.
Animal: But, Louise, you forgot to tell them about my site!
Louise: I'll do it later. Sound familiar?
Animal: But, Louise...
Louise: Piss off !
Animal: Readers, please, you'll have to excuse her. She's English, you know.