I decided to create my first podcast at Jay-Dee Jason Davis' ultimate charity bridge party. But, as regular readers know, I'm the kind of guy who likes to write the interview before I go to the meeting. So here it is. And, let me tell you in advance that I went armed with a list of fantastic questions.
Recruiting Animal: Readers, this is the Recruiting Animal in his first-ever podcast. At this moment, I am entering the palatial residence of Jay-Dee Jason Davis, the voice of Recruiting.com. At my side, is my old friend, super-recruiter Anthony J Meaney. Readers, I am going through the door and there's Don JGo Jason Goldberg! Hey, Don JGo! I don't know the protocol. What am I supposed to do, kiss your hand? Listen, give us your best impression of Bill Clinton. Something classic. Anthony, show him what we want.
Anthony: Ah feel yer pain!
JGo: I'm not a good impressionist.
Anthony: Ah did not sleep with that woman!
JGo: That's not my bag.
Anthony: Ah am the victim of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
JGo: Jay-Dee! Enough!
JD: Animal, please!
RA: Okay! Dave Manaster, what were your Alexa ratings last week and how do they compare with John Sumser's? Amitai Givertz has said that Don JGo Jason Goldberg is on the warpath and that you are his next victim. Do you agree?
DM: I think that..
RA: That's okay, you don't have to answer. Don JGo, what about you? Is ERE on your hit list? Have you made him an offer?
JGo: Hey, Jay-Dee! Did you bring me here for this?
JD: Animal, please!
RA: Bull Doza! Do you believe that all networking is good networking? Wait, readers he's handing me something. What's this? A message written on a napkin asking me to promote his next posting. "I need love" it says. "Thanks El Dave". Ryan Money! Lemme axe ya dis. Why didn't you name your company, Inter-View? Hey, where ya going? Mr Money, please, is that your real last name? Gerry Crispin, can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp? Hey, where's everybody goin'? Well, readers, I guess that's the end of the podcast. What a bunch of party poops.