The Contract

My frien', I need a favour from you.

Don JGo called his old friend Jay Dee in for a visit.

JD: You called Don JGo?
JGo: Yes, my frien', welcome.
JD: What can I do for you my frien'?
JGo: I want you to take care of some people for me.
JD: The Recruiting Animal!?
JGo: No. The Animal is my frien'.
JD: (looking hangdog) Oh.
JGo: For now.
JD: (brightening up) Mendoza!
JGo: No, Jay-Dee, he's harmless. I can't tell you out loud. Someone might be listening. Come here and I'll write it down.
JD: (looks over Don JGo's shoulder) The guy with the moustache!
JGo: I said shut it up!
JD: I'm sorry Don JGo.
JGo: (writes again)
JD: The reporter! The guy or the girl?
JGo: Jay-Dee, please!
JD: I'm sorry Don JGo.
JGo: (writes again)
JD: anonymous! How am I going to find him? Is he on LinkedIn?
JGo: I thought you were a headhunter
JD: Yeah but I'm not a detective.
JGo: (turns on the intercom) Dave?
JD: Dave's your secretary now?
JGo: We're a little short staffed
Lefkow: Yeah boss?
JGo: Get me Maureen Sharib.
JD: What do we need her for? Why don't we just email our friends?
JGo: Jay-Dee, if she locates the target would you be able to execute the search?
JD: Split fee?
JGo: You're going to charge me?
JD: No Don JGo. Just joking, of course.

Comments

[jason davis]

You are too funny

[Stephi]

Yes Funny.

[RIchard Becker]

Funny stuff. For a second there, I thought to call my mayor, Oscar Goodman.

[Recruiting Animal]

Don OGo?

[Dave Mendoza]

Finally, I have gone from infamous to harmless. Love the transition but less than the hilarious post. Classic RA.

Yep, I'm harmless I yell ya. Kinda like a lil bunny smiling on a snow leopard's back enjoying the ride.

[RIchard Becker]

My mayor? He'd be Don O "Gin" Go.

[Ginnie Bellville]

Oh, that's great! ...makes me want to send you one of my homemade calzones! gb