Venus de Micro Bangs Old Drum

"One year in college, I think I lived on the 99 cent nachos at 7 Eleven but right now it makes me want to throw up a little...but in a good way. So I have been there (and it coincided with the debut of the Simpsons...damn, I'm old). "

"I can't remember the last time I received a resume by fax (OK, I'll admit that I started recruiting when you only received resumes in person or by fax and that meant that slightly yellow-tinged curly paper..man am I feeling old)."

I grew up in Chicago (and LA) and though Wrigley field is my favorite, I had the distinct pleasure of throwing up a hot dog in Kamisky Park (the old one to anyone who dares ask...I'm as old as the hills).

NFL draft starts Saturday at 9AM Pacific. My head is about to explode. Being able to fast forward through the boring parts of the draft... make digital video recorders the second best invention of the twenty-first century (Buck Rogers might be third....am I old?).