You suggested in many emails exchanged over the last controversy that somehow this cabal was coordinated against you, when the reality was that Jason was with his family in the Canadian wilderness, Animal was on holiday and I was at a birthday party with my 2 year old.
Animal Comment: Everyone knows that when you deny something, it's true.
Comment # 2: A Canadian "Cabal". That's right, we're tied up with Madonna.
Other (Possible) Members: Dave (The Kingfish) Manaster, Miami Ami Givertz, Papa John Sumser, Vin Dieselevey and someone who is so scary that I can't even mention her name. That's right, God is a woman.
Tactics: We have a special "dark blog" on which we target our objectives and coordinate our efforts against them. Anyone with too much backbone gets crushed. So watch out all you smart guys, the high trees get cut first. And there's a cute little trick for those who try to be cautious. We get a decoy to start mouthing off and leave her alone but go after the suckers who expose themselves in her controversies. (We call it The Hundred Flowers).
ESL Glossary: Implicate
Animal- Why isn't the truth about Mendoza's two-year old being told?? The fact is that his progeny is actually 5' 2" tall - enabling the little tyke to tower over Dave - and that she learned to Boolean while being breastfed (no, not by El Dave). She can speak, read and write both English and Finnish and has even trained her furry dog pets to hit the key when she has completed her blog posts.
Yes, El Dave's daughter blogs.
Anyone else going, "Hmmmmm..."?
Posted by: Deez | Sep 02, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Hmmmm...nine short of a minion, ten if you discount women and Buddhists. Well, now that I come to think of it, Mother said: "One Buddhist mensch is better than 13 Jewish shnoras." So make it nine short. If you're going to be short in a cabal nine is as good as any, no?
Posted by: Amitai Givertz | Sep 28, 2008 at 01:47 PM