This guy @purzue is onto something - 800 tweets and 24,000 followers - beats me by miles
Effective is the stupidest, most redundant word in the English language - if UR handing out writing advice consider that
The number of poorly written emails and resumes I see every month is staggering - @purzue
UR your own CEO of Happiness - and Fate is the Chairman of the Board - HT @KatRapp @JasonPinto
That's right, the kitchen was on fire but I didn't know if U wanted me to do anything. It was a miscommunication, okay?
Sweat the details - @yankeerudy
A leader is a person who manages people not someone people follow
MRT @RayBWilliams - In the future no one is going to pay you just to show up <-- yes they will
Generation Y will not transform the workplace - technology will - and it won't change it that much
MRT @AudreyPrenzel - I wrote "comfortable doing shit work" in a client's cover letter <--- that's actually a good recommendation
MRT @AudreyPrenzel - Our new cleaning lady has the ideal job. She has #OCD
When your brother is over 40 and as big as a gorilla shd U still call him your little brother - no
Is bespoke a common word in England or is just an attempt 2B fancy like a "gentleman's" tailor?
I'm a bespoke Tweeter - everything is custom made
I love it when Americans who have a Canadian client claim 2B internationally acclaimed - #sellingislying
We are a friendly IT recruitment firm sez @venturi_ltd - how much time do you spend with unplaceable job hunters?
If U do a number of tweets to promote your blog posting, event, chat - U shd erase earlier tweets so your page is not full of the same thing
If English is not your 1st language do not trust your judgement in your English business communications
U need more paragraphs @thetalentpoolhr. White space makes it easier to read quickly
U have no link to your site in your Twitter bio how are we supposed to find out more about @DoKaProduction
The telephone isnt a good sales tool 4 losers - HT @Fishdogs
The 7 Habits of Highly Unimaginative Tweeters - 1. Every title is a numbered list - 2. Throws in "effectively" whenever possible - 3. Lit...
Hey dopes who use numbered lists in every title - it makes you look like a lemming or a stupid robot - Google won't love it to death
How to set up your writing time and place - puffed up into - 8 Essential Habits for Effective Writing - #sad
TV is 4 losers - why watch other people do things instead of teaching yourself - by @TomBolt
Failure is the key to success - HT @ispeak2u @kimgarst
A leader is someone who likes to dominate other people so he can imagine he's okay.
Hey losers, cut your losses - Start the uphill battle of getting used to doing the right thing - HT @BenjaminMcCall
MRT @Ray_anne - Everything that has ever been discovered started as a dream <--- penicillin was discovered by accident. so was the xray
Numbskull asks 4 favor. Shows up late. Wants to go downtown to take a pic 4 LI to get the light in a certain bldg. I said UR crazy and left.
If UR not productive everyday after U read this there is something wrong with you - http://ow.ly/iL2kD - @JobHuntOrg @workawesome
Sweat the details - @yankeerudy
A leader is a person who manages people not someone people follow
MRT @RayBWilliams - In the future no one is going to pay you just to show up <-- yes they will
Generation Y will not transform the workplace - technology will - and it won't change it that much
MRT @AudreyPrenzel - I wrote "comfortable doing shit work" in a client's cover letter <--- that's actually a good recommendation
MRT @AudreyPrenzel - Our new cleaning lady has the ideal job. She has #OCD
When your brother is over 40 and as big as a gorilla shd U still call him your little brother - no
Is bespoke a common word in England or is just an attempt 2B fancy like a "gentleman's" tailor?
I'm a bespoke Tweeter - everything is custom made
I love it when Americans who have a Canadian client claim 2B internationally acclaimed - #sellingislying
We are a friendly IT recruitment firm sez @venturi_ltd - how much time do you spend with unplaceable job hunters?
If U do a number of tweets to promote your blog posting, event, chat - U shd erase earlier tweets so your page is not full of the same thing
If English is not your 1st language do not trust your judgement in your English business communications
U need more paragraphs @thetalentpoolhr. White space makes it easier to read quickly
U have no link to your site in your Twitter bio how are we supposed to find out more about @DoKaProduction
The telephone isnt a good sales tool 4 losers - HT @Fishdogs
The 7 Habits of Highly Unimaginative Tweeters - 1. Every title is a numbered list - 2. Throws in "effectively" whenever possible - 3. Lit...
Hey dopes who use numbered lists in every title - it makes you look like a lemming or a stupid robot - Google won't love it to death
How to set up your writing time and place - puffed up into - 8 Essential Habits for Effective Writing - #sad
TV is 4 losers - why watch other people do things instead of teaching yourself - by @TomBolt
Failure is the key to success - HT @ispeak2u @kimgarst
A leader is someone who likes to dominate other people so he can imagine he's okay.
Hey losers, cut your losses - Start the uphill battle of getting used to doing the right thing - HT @BenjaminMcCall
MRT @Ray_anne - Everything that has ever been discovered started as a dream <--- penicillin was discovered by accident. so was the xray
Numbskull asks 4 favor. Shows up late. Wants to go downtown to take a pic 4 LI to get the light in a certain bldg. I said UR crazy and left.
If UR not productive everyday after U read this there is something wrong with you - http://ow.ly/iL2kD - @JobHuntOrg @workawesome
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