(This was written Wednesday Nov 5, 2008, the day after the US elections).
This guy was sitting beside me at the counter at Starbucks on Saturday and he was making exclamations out loud as he read the paper. I deliberately didn't look his way. Then he made a remark to me as I was leaving so we got involved in some friendly chit chat.
Sunday I saw him in the lounge upstairs and he said, "You know, I saw that there is a way to turn off the music. It's so loud. That's why I wasn't sitting up here yesterday."
I was sitting under the speaker which is mounted high on the wall. I said, "I know but so many people come in here and they have loud private conversations. The music is the only way we have to tune them out."
But since I was about to leave I offered to unplug the speaker and did.
Today, he shows up early and formally dressed in business attire so I said, "You look sharp today." And he said, "Thanks. You know what I'm saying to people when I meet them? oBAMa!"
"Ha, ha," I said. "Isn't that witty." Then he started telling me, in a very passionate tone, how the Canadian government is already changing its tune on the environment to align itself with Obama's presumed approach.
I can't remember how we started talking about Afghanistan. I just wanted to get back to my work.
He was going on about the UN not keeping records on Afghanistan so he was paying his tax dollars for the war when there were no metrics on the progress of democracy and human rights in that country.
But when I replied he got very upset and said something like, "I don't speak quickly and I can't have a conversation if you are going to interrupt me."
He does speak quickly but I said, "Sorry, I thought you had finished." Then he said, "No I hadn't. And I can't speak to you if I have to fight with that music."
He'd been glancing up at the speaker with a pained look so I stood on the chair and unplugged it.
Then, a guy I see at Starbucks everyday came in. He waved and I said, "Hi Andrew" so this guy said, "My name's Marv. What's your name?" I told him and he said, "Well, at least we know eachother now." I said, "Well, I knew you already but now I know your name."
To which he replied, "No it's not the same! A name is very important to me!" He gave me a brief lecture about this and the whole time I was thinking that this guy is getting ready to blow.
We spoke a bit more and he might have said something like "I shouldn't keep you from your work". I said, "Yeah, you're not going to convince me of your views in the next few minutes anyway." He got upset and said "I'm not trying to convince you! I'm expressing myself. That's very different!"
Finally, he left. Then, the other guy, Andrew, said "That seemed a bit tense". I said, "Yeah, he seems pretty high strung." Andrew said, "I saw him yelling at the barista downstairs on the weekend."
Well, are you surprised? I wasn't. But now I'm wondering how often I'm going to have to deal with this guy. Every day? Oh no!
I need a nickname for him. Trippy sounds pretty good to me.