JASON OCCUPIED INTERNET.
No doubt you've heard the news. But let me tell you what really happened.
I left Recruiting.com at the end of March. Everything was fine for about a month. But, one day, Jay-Dee Jason Davis found that he was no longer happy.
He didn't know what to do about it so he made a trip to Seattle to visit his goombah, the notorious jobster, JGo Jason Goldberg. Here's what transpired:
JGo: What can I do for you, my frien'?
JD: Jason, my heart is sore. This little PUNK is goin' aroun' tellin' everyone that he's got the truthiest recruiting blog on the net. But, that's not true! Everyone knows Recruiting.com is the truthiest. And, I can't sleep at night thinking about it.
JGo: Tell me, Jason, wassa mean "truthiest".
JD: I'm sorry, Jason, I don't know. But whatever it is, we're it.
As soon as Jay-Dee returned to his office, he got on the Instant Messenger. "Boys," he said, "Come here!"
Jay-Dee: Jim, Anthony, I've got some wonderful news! Recruiting.com has been acquired by Jobster.
Jim, Anthony: (icons indicating stunned silence)
Jay-Dee: Well, aren't you happy?
Jim: But, boss, he's a Democrat!
Jay-Dee: No, he's a legitimate businessman. And, this is great! Now we're going to have a lot more muscle in the marketplace. And, big or small, everyone better know their place.
Jim: But, boss..!
Jay-Dee: Listen, Jimmy. If you know what's good for you, you better shut up. Anthony, whadda you gotta say?
Anthony: Me? Nuthin, boss. I'm pleased as punch.
Jay-Dee: Good.
And, so, Recruiting.com joined WorkZoo, Jobby and, allegedly, a bar and butcher shop in New Jersey as part of the Jobster Family.
And, me, I'm not stupid. I agree with Jay-Dee. Recruiting.com is - definitely - the truthiest recruiting blog on the net. And, those who say otherwise, better watch their backs.
Keywords: Jobster Acquires Recruiting.com
