A suggestion for ERE and Kennedy.
I see after writing that some people found the framework of the skit insensitive. I can see that. But it could have been easily changed. So, you guys, use some other prop. (More on problems here and here).
Fun idea!... maybe the next time we'll get some of Conan's writers on it.
Reply: Animal will write one and sell it to the highest bidder. (You'd better start figuring out how you're going to handle the damage control now).