You've heard about Britney, haven't you?. Since ditching K-Fed , she's been out partying with Paris and has developed the nasty habit of leaving home without underwear. And, naturally, she's been caught in shorts skirts and awkward poses by celebrity photographers.
This appears to be a trend among young celebs so I'm warning admirers that it's going to take some time before this fad is accepted by the mass public. And, even longer before it's okay in business.
So, read my lips: don't do it. Not now and, maybe, not ever. Or I won't send you out again.