(Ring Ring)
JD Jason Davis: Hey Animal, got a minute?
Animal: Yeah sure JD
JD: I've got a great new project going at Recruitingblogs. Can I tell you about it?
Animal: Sure, JD. Go ahead.
JD: Sumser is going to do a series of postings on the 100 most influential people in recruiting.
Animal: Yeah?
JD: Sounds good, doesn't it?
Animal: I don't know. Who's on the list?
JD: I can't tell you.
Animal: Then how do I know if it's good?
JD: Trust me, it's going to be good.
Animal: Are you on the list?
JD: I think so.
Animal: Is Maren Hogan on the list?
JD: I don't know.
Animal: Susan Burns?
JD: I don't know.
Animal: Ami Givertz?
JD: I don't know.
Animal: (silence)
JD: (silence)
Animal: Am I on the list?
JD: I don't know.
Animal: I'm not on the list?
JD: I don't know. He only wants the best
Animal: I'm not the best?
JD: Not the best, I mean the most influential. Who listens to you?
Animal: Who listens to me? Listen, JD, did Sumser ask you for recommendations?
JD: He asked everyone for recommendations. It was on his blog!
Animal: Did you give him any?
JD: I can't say
Animal: Was my name on your list?
JD: I can't say
Animal: Boy, are you my friend or my enemy. I can never figure that out.
JD: Hey, I love you like a brother. You know that!
Animal: Yeah, like Cain and Abel
JD: Who are they?
Animal: Forget it.
JD: No, what does it mean?
Animal: It means I deserve to be on that list. -- What about Shally? Is he on the list?
JD: I don't know
Animal: Mendoza?
JD: I don't know!
Animal: You know, why is everybody against me? I bust my ass trying go viral and Bill Vick finally interviews me after he runs out of everybody else.
JD: Hey, maybe John will make you number 101.
Animal: JD, will you do me a favour?
JD: Sure, anything
Animal: Get outa here! Beat it, will ya? Scram. (hangs up!)